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Assumed Audience: Anyone who likes Skittles and other products under the Mars umbrella.

Epistemic Status: Pretty angry.

I love M&M’s. I eat too many.

Well, I used to.

Skittles pushed LGBTQ propaganda on children.

I want nothing of that.

I know that, should I ever have children, I will have a hard time teaching them the Gospel of Jesus Christ with all of the sophistries of the world flying around.

One of the few things I can do is ensure that woke products never enter my house.

And they won’t. I won’t buy anymore of Skittles and any Mars brand. This includes M&M’s.

But I don’t care; it’s a small sacrifice.